Tyler Bindi: Public Enemy #1

We live in a society with rules.

The honorable Commissioner Wang has created these rules and is not afraid to enforce them. Upon entering this league, we all knew the rules and we all agreed to these rules. Unfortunately, we have a person amongst us that is trying to create a rebellion against Commissioner Wang.

The Fantasy Commission cannot hold our breath any longer. Tyler Scott Bindi shall henceforth be known as public enemy #1.

The offense occurred in the Groupme chat at approximately 9:00 AM on October 2nd.

“Wang botched the rules. Hidden clauses. Unclear lawyer speak. Ricky Spanish is opting out until further review.” - Tyler Bindi

This unprovoked attack picked up steam when Jackson Thoreson decided to bench his entire team in solidarity with Tyler. Not 5 minutes later Zack Malik decided to chime in with “#notmycommissioner.” These three have made their stance clear and are clearly plotting a coup (Bryan- a coup is when someone tries to overthrow a person in power, sorry I’ll use smaller words from here on out).

For anyone wanting to join these three in their plot against the Commissioner, please be advised that all three teams lost this week. Coincidence? No, that is the power of Commissioner Wang. If you’re thinking of joining the resistance you will be met with the same demise that these three did.

This can all be traced back to Grunt when he dropped Saquon. Grunt – don’t think you got away with this. We all know this is really your fault.

If you are wondering if you are in the Commissioner's good graces or not, please refer to the chart below.

The Commission:

Wang, Rick, Hutch

Good:

Colin, Kyle, Cody, Justin/Bryan, Scott

Bad:

Jackson, Zack

Public Enemy #1:

Tyler

Real Public Enemy #1:

Grunt