Scotts Nots: What Went Wrong For the New Guy

Welcome to the danger zone, aka Ricky's Rundown. Our Commissioner has decided to give me a opportunity to say whatever I want, about anyone I want (not really, he censors me more than Kim Jong-un). Unfortunately for you guys, that means I get to roast you all. First man up, Scott's Tots.

Hey Grunt and Jackson, do you still think that Scott had an unfair advantage by keeping Lamar? Scott put up a lousy 70 points this week and in the process almost got doubled up by his opponent The Sack. Lets take a look at what went wrong for the newcomer.

Obviously the bright spot in Scott's Tots lineup is Lamar Jackson. When Lamar has a mediocre game (17 points), the rest of Scott's team is going to need to step up. Unfortunately for him, it seems like most of his players are going to be boom or bust on any given week.

Davanta Adams got hurt, AJ Green is the epitome of boom or bust, Josh Jacobs got his TD's vultured by his backup and the fullback, and Allen Robinson just wants to get the hell out of Chicago. My personal favorite (because I called it in my draft recap), is that Ronald Jones took a backseat to Leonard Fournette, getting 20 yards and a TD compared to Leonard's 115 yards and 2 TD's. Momma always told me I was smart, but not even I thought that Ronald would get ousted this early in the season.

I would make fun of Scott's bench, but I almost just want to give him a hug. It's bad...real bad. Rodgers is the one solid player on his bench but won't ever see the light of day unless Lamar gets hurt. James Robinson, the new Jacksonville RB, looks like he has potential but it's too early to tell.

Scott's Tots takes on the winless Sam's Chicken Stars in what will surely be a blood match due to the preseason animosity between the two. Scott is going to need more boom than bust from his players this season to even have a chance to sniff the playoffs.